Don’t worry lads, Prometheus is exactly what you wanted it to be. Both understated and over-satisfying.
Sexbot Fassbender is absolutely brilliant. Charlize is the Ice Queen. The rest of the cast is solid. Expect what-the-fuck moments a-plenty. Might require two+ watches. Some Alien dilemmas weren’t really solved, or were they. I need to go see it again when the rest of folk do.