I can not at Tumblr’s “awkward obsession with older men” with somebody like Tom Hiddleston attached to the post. He’s like what, 30, it’s probably old for 14-year olds, but 19 is already too old for 14-year olds too. Bring your Tommy Lee Jones or Kirk Douglas or some shit, and then we’ll talk old.

Bleedin’ kindergarden, man.